Last Weekend...

Sunday
16:30 - Eat hamburgers.
17:30 - Go to the arcade for the first time. Dominate all the games there.
19:30 - Meet a friend at an izakaya in the next town over for dinner and drinks. We eat okonomiyaki and yakatori and drink lots of beer!
22:00 - More drinks at a bar, Whiskey and Bud.
23:30 - Catch the train back to Ashikaga

Monday
00:00 - Arrive back in Ashikaga.
00:15 - Roll into a bar a few blocks away from the train station.
00:20 - Make new friends.
1:30 - Leave the bar 6 drinks drunker.
2:00 - Make it home, turn on the early morning football games.
205 - Skype with my dad and trash-talk him about his fantasy lineup.
2:15 - Talk to my grandparents on Skype. (I am very drunk.) I threaten not to return to America unless they vote for Obama. They are now going to vote for him. lol
2:30 - Watch football for 30 minutes.
2:50 - I pass out on the floor of my apartment while cleaning.
9:30 - I wake up realizing that I have missed the Charger game. I go back to sleep because I have nothing to live for...I am confident they have won by 3 touchdowns.
11:02 - I wake up still a lil drunk realizing that I'm already 2 minutes late! I'm supposed to meet one of my students at school so she can take me to the driving range for a golf lesson!
11:03 - I'm in my boxers.
11:04 - I'm in a nice pair of slacks and a wrinkled polo.
11:05 - I begin running.
11:08 - I'm out of breath and arrive at school to meet my student. She is still there! YES!
11:09 - I apologize for being late.
11:10 - We drive to the driving range.
11:20 - We arrive and I begin my golf lesson...in Japanese.
11:25 - Despite the fact that I speak no Japanese and the instructor speaks no English, we completely understand each other.
11:30 - I'm okay with irons, (Level 3) so the instructor has me practice with the woods.
11:32 - He tells me that I'm a "Level 1." (Crappy)
11:45 - It is very hot and I begin sweating.
12:05 - I go to the vending machine and get a cup of Coke WITH ICE.
12:15 - It is getting hotter, I get another cup of Coke WITH ICE. (SO GOOD)
12:45 - We practice putting. The instructor tells me that I'm "Level 5." There are only 5 levels. Everyone is impressed. I am still drunk, I somewhat impressed too, for being able to stand...
13:00 - Head home.
13:15 - Check ESPN for EVERYTHING I HAVE MISSED.
13:20 - WTF!!! THE CHARGERS LOST, TOM BRADY IS DONE FOR THE SEASON, AND I LOST MY FANTASY FOOTBALL MATCH-UP TO MY BROTHER BECAUSE MICHAEL TURNER RAN FOR OVER 200 YARDS. WTF, WTF!!! (Out of the 6 Fantasy football leagues I'm in, the only game I lose is the one against my brother. Fuck him and his bastard luck.)
13:30 - I Skype my parents. They make fun of me for how drunk I was the night before. I deserve it. Apparently I make a lots of hand gestures when I'm drunk. At this point my skull is throbbing and feels like someone hit me in the head with a hammer because I have a horrendous hangover. I amazed by the fact that I am still awake.
14:00 - Pass out, begin recovery.

All In All A Good Time.