42

I just got hit on by a single 42 year old grandma.

She thought we would be perfect match because I am 24 and she is 42. We are the exact opposite/vis versa age.

Her whole family was also at the bar with her including grandchildren...awkward.

It was the most direct approach I've had since this girl licked half my face/neck and said, "Take me home with you."

For a single 42 grandma she wasn't bad, but yeah...awkward.

Also at the bar I was asked:

Japanese Guy: "Do you like Japanese girls?"
Me: "I like all girls."
Japanese Guy: Do you like good body?" (Points to his wife, awkward...)
Me: "Yes...I like good body."

Girls that can speak fluent English is such a huge turn on...lol


Side Note: I heard there is supposed to be a huge earthquake in Tokyo tomorrow. This is pure rumor but in case it is true and I don't make it out of the rubble I just want all of you to know that I love you.