Saturday, July 26, 2008

The Day the Train Station Caught on Fire

Zeus must be on his period, because today it looked like the sky was hosting a giant lightning bolt orgy, and even the fugly bolts got invites. The train station across the river was struck and caught fire. Don't worry, there are 2 train stations in Ashikaga, and that's the shitty one. No loss.

Japan seems to be getting more dangerous by the day. Good thing my job comes with life insurance. If I die I get $50,000! Score!

1 comment:

Heidi said...

what's with this entry? it's cool i guess? poetic even?

so i've been reading chelsea handler books and she's like a female tucker max. not as graphic but just as hilarious